shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet
(via basedpprincess)
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
(Source: northbound, via memewhore)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via ironcuppycake)
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
(via moistmeatballs)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
(via moistmeatballs)
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
(Source: thewtfage, via wizlaqueefa)
UGHHHDHDHXNC not okay. stoppp.
(Source: natalyso, via basedpprincess)
