are u there god? itsa me, mario
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imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
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